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The vagaries of the human mind are unfathomable. Some fraction of it is mine.

to become immoral and die

• Genevieve:Did you see this: http://artsbeat.blogs.nytimes.com/2012/03/20/harry-potter-actor-is-jailed-for-role-in-london-riots/
• Sean:yep!
• Genevieve:that guy!
• Sean:you want to write about it?
• Genevieve:not right this second, as i'm behind on edits, but maybe in a little bit i'll have time. i assume you don't need it rightthissecond.
• Sean:I don't think he's going anywhere
• Genevieve:well, assuming the jail he's in has all its anti-disapparating charms in place, no.
• Sean:is that an actual thing, or have you drifted into self-parody?
• Genevieve:it's a thing. there are charms in the wizarding world to keep wizards from disapparating, or teleporting, in or out of certain places, like Hogwarts or Azkaban, the wizard's prison
• Sean:…
• Genevieve:I think we should have a weekly podcast where I explain Harry Potter while you act confused.
• Sean:or I could just share this dialogue with everyone like we did last time
• Genevieve:that works too. I know and accept that my value as Newswire contributor begins and ends with my knowledge of Harry Potter trivia. Make sure you mention how I totes hate Ghostbusters.
• Sean:in that case, explain what sort of charms are we talking about so I can sound like I’m mocking you by even asking
• Genevieve:Oh, I'm sorry, upon further research, it appears it's a jinx, not a charm
• Sean:what the fuck is the difference, jesus fuck
• Genevieve:It's only one of the seven main spell types, Sean.
• Sean:I AM ASHAMED
• Sean:I CAST A SHAME JINX
• Genevieve:Too late, I already cast a finger-removing jinx, which means you can't IM-jinx me anymore.
• Genevieve:I can tell from your silence it worked
• Sean:I'll just type with this from now on
• Sean:AND SCENE
• Genevieve:better use the engorgement charm first.
• Genevieve:NOW AND SCENE
• Sean:our best work yet
• Genevieve:*curtsy*

cyruspotnoodle:

popculturebrain:

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Also there’s another Doctor Who one that reads, “If you were a Time Lord you would have been home by now. Or 700 years ago.”

I VOLUNTEER FOR THE BRITISH ARMY

teenarcher:

giantsnaattt:

Anybody else catch this trailer during the Super Bowl?

Greatest. GIF. Ever.

Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy Movie Script RIGHT HERE!