sizvideos:

To the Boys Who May One Day Date My Daughter - Video


ruingaraf:

themarchrabbit:

Seriously, it kills me when I see people hold scientists up as pinnacles of logic and reason.

Because one time the professor I was interning for got punched in the face by another professor, because mine got the funding, and told the other professor his theory was stupid.

This same professor told me to throw rocks to scare the “stupid fucking crabs” into moving so we could count them properly.

SCIENCE

thank you

this is one of the best comments this post has recieved


ron-swanson:

this isnt a video

its an experience


ladiesagainsthumanity:

because THAT IS A THING THAT HAPPENED IN REAL LIFE

ladiesagainsthumanity:

because THAT IS A THING THAT HAPPENED IN REAL LIFE


apple-jack-daniels:

Found this sticker sheet while cleaning today.

Each and every one of these are pure gold.


mokonahapuuuuuu:

serenakenobi:

thestraggletag:

seiphirai:

A Surprise Pride and Prejudice Engagement

(Note: This isn’t me)

See? This is a tailor-made proposal. Not some “big screen of basketball game nonsense. This person took into account his girlfriend’s pastimes and favourite things in the world, knew how close to the family she was and engineered the perfect engagement proposal, without a doubt managing to make sure this would please her (surely her mother and sisters would know).

This is how you do big gestures.

wow. wow wow wow.

if someone proposed to me like this I’d say yes on the spot…


aurellharmonics:

lamisdelabc:

RED, THE BLOOD OF ANGRY MENimage

TEA, A DRINK WITH JAM AND BREAD

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heLP I DON’T KNOW WHICH TUNE TO SING IT IN

SO LONG, FAREWELL, AUF WEIDERSENG GOOD BYE.

LOOK DOWN, LOOK DOWN, YOU’RE HERE UNTIL YOU DIE.


ileolai:

#FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

ileolai:


megucaswithplugsuits:

He has been waiting all his life for this delicious moment

megucaswithplugsuits:

He has been waiting all his life for this delicious moment


sulfurkitten:

flarekristofferson:

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THE ANTICIPATION FOR THIS WAS UNREAL.