brain-food:

big shout out to my teen years on the internet. 

Describe your favorite Pokémon in the shittiest manner possible

tealrallythong:

willardlol:

pettyartist:

protocol00:

vertigo-gal:

nintendopie:

reishizuya:

steven-stoned:

darkfliercynthia:

shychiaichi:

a green humanoid with arm swords

a pastel cat dog rabbit thing with ribbons on it

Real Chicken

small white baby with star head…

yellow kangaroo with a giant zit on its forehead and tail

overpowered purple OC with like three weird tumor digits

combustible echidna

it went well, I think?* to the point where I’m actually curious as to his opinion of me, which, you know, I’d normally not care about

cecilyjeanne:

stunningpicture:

Moving out of the apartment

This is, without a doubt, the saddest photo I have ever seen in my ENTIRE LIFE.

cecilyjeanne:

stunningpicture:

Moving out of the apartment

This is, without a doubt, the saddest photo I have ever seen in my ENTIRE LIFE.

phantompierce:

neptunain:

great gatsby (2013): leonardo dicaprio is rich and screams at people

wolf of wallstreet (2013): leonardo dicaprio is rich and screams at people

django unchained (2012): leonardo dicaprio is rich and screams at people

affably-evil replied to your post “so in a moment of temporary yet OUTRAGEOUS, INEXPLICABLE weakness, i…”

Worst comes to worst, tell him you enjoy snorting coke and sacrificing children you found unattended at parks to Satan. That’ll probably expedite the process one way or the other.

now that’s a contingency plan and a half

There better be a follow up to this. And why was it weakness? Did you just say yes because you didn’t want to say no?

hah I’ll let you know

I guess it’s not weakness insofar as I haven’t had any real inclination for a relationship for most of college, so why start now? I didn’t say yes to not say no because he genuinely seems to be someone I’d want to hang out with (for lack of a better descriptor—will get back to this).

so in a moment of temporary yet OUTRAGEOUS, INEXPLICABLE weakness, i said yes to a dude for coffee tomorrow and now there’s this low-level thrum of anxiety seeing as it’s the first actual date thing in, like, 3 years (i’m not counting lab parties because it’s lab)

Koharu Sugawara | Rather Be | WhoGotSkillz Beat Camp

not only are apps an exercise in semantic satiation, they’re also useful for making you loathe EVERY SINGLE WORD YOU WRITE AUGH

Aw, buddy, you're not death!
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